Welcome to THUNDER CVNT, your new favorite metal blog (this is the part where you nod your head in agreement). TC is the result of two metal nerds getting sick of over-hyped sub-par bullshit making year end lists and taking up valuable space in the metal rags.
THUNDER CVNT will function as an outlet for our jaded metallic ramblings, and you can count on one or both of us ripping on your favorite new NeurIsis band (because that shit is stagnant) or telling you how much time you've been wasting listening to all that djenty prog bullshit. While the maelstrom of criticism will be never ending, you should not feel discouraged-- our goal isn't solely to make you feel like a piece of shit-- for we are here to help.
The content up in this THUNDER CVNT will focus mainly on exposing you to the bands that have us excited. We might be assholes, but we are assholes with the noblest of intentions. Expect to see album reviews, scene spotlights, live reviews, typos, and much more. We hope you enjoy our opinions but, if you don't, we don't really give a shit.
So, once again, welcome to THUNDER CVNT! Let the backlash begin.
Chris & Matt